May 2013
pyrexvisean:
aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
vagisodium:
vagisodium:
i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
bombliate:
started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom
jen-la17:
One of the commercials during the Supernatural finale was for the Amazon tablet.
It started with “kids love tablets”.
growlithed:
dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad
hoechln:
i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead.
dialupmodem:
quick have sex with me i’ll explain later
msjewbooty:
that’s right, you guessed it. I’m from the traveling band of waiters that sings happy birthday at tables. we specialize in synchronized clapping .
gayenerys:
sometimes i feel bad downloading stuff illegally but then i remember i don’t care
vaspim:
i have a love/hate relationship with eating
vincentvangaylord:
timeandspaceismything:
vincentvangaylord:
grandkanye:
imagine if giraffes had 2 legs
That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.
oh well excuse me princess do u need a sideview of it prancing through nature
violentlatina:
mynameisnipple:
how do i become famous without getting out of bed
gain 700 pounds tlc will make a documentary about u
