pyrexvisean: aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
vagisodium: vagisodium: i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
bombliate: started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom
jen-la17: One of the commercials during the Supernatural finale was for the Amazon tablet. It started with “kids love tablets”.
growlithed: dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad
hoechln: i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead.
dialupmodem: quick have sex with me i’ll explain later
msjewbooty: that’s right, you guessed it. I’m from the traveling band of waiters that sings happy birthday at tables. we specialize in synchronized clapping .
gayenerys: sometimes i feel bad downloading stuff illegally but then i remember i don’t care
vaspim: i have a love/hate relationship with eating
vincentvangaylord: timeandspaceismything: vincentvangaylord: grandkanye: imagine if giraffes had 2 legs That just looks like the front view of a giraffe. oh well excuse me princess do u need a sideview of it prancing through nature
violentlatina: mynameisnipple: how do i become famous without getting out of bed gain 700 pounds tlc will make a documentary about u